Attention: Miserable Gout Pain Sufferers,
Doesn’t Matter Whether You’re
Moaning and Groaning in Agony from
Your First Gout Attack or Your Twentieth,
You’re About To Find Out
How To Immediately EXTINGUISH The Flames
That Set Your
Foot On FIRE . . .
Dear Fellow Gout Victim,
It all starts with a dull ache. Then the swelling and redness kick in, and before you know it, you’re rolling on the floor, crying for Mommy and begging for someone, anyone, to put you out of your misery.
Boy, do I feel your pain. I was blindsided by my first round of gout pain 15 years ago, and I had it wicked bad. Since then, I’ve suffered hundreds of gout attacks in my toes, feet, ankles, knees, fingers, hands and wrists and I’ve had three separate surgeries to get rid of Tophi – the middle toe on my right foot, 4 fingers on my right hand, and 2 fingers on my left hand.
Fortunately for me (and now you), I found the “secret formula” for FAST, lasting gout relief. . .
Since those early days of gout, I endured countless gout attacks in spite of all the pharmaceutical drugs the doctors had me on. I tried everything: the cherry juice, ACV, not drinking, being vegetarian and all the other stuff “they” say to do out there. None of it worked worth a damn – that is, until I found “The Formula.” Not because I wanted to, but because I had no choice, I found the right combination of things to do to be gout-free; I’m now considered an expert in this field and have earned the title – The Gout Killer – and that makes me well qualified to help you.
In other words, I’m not some poser out there trying to pass along the same-old recycled crap you hear from every Tom, Dick, and Harry who claims to be an expert on gout relief. I’ve been down in the trenches, suffering those midnight trips to the ER and chasing after every so-called quick fix to get rid of the mind-numbing, ball-busting, just-kill-me-now TORTURE of gout disease.
And I’ve found a gout remedy that works, not just for me but for many of my clients and friends as well. Check out what others have to say about my “secret formula”:
We’ve never met, but I do know these 3 things about you:
Well, I’ve got great news for you. You’re about to discover your secret weapon in the fight against Gout. You ready? Here it is:
Introducing The Ultimate Handbook for Kickin’ Your Gout’s Ass and Showing it Who’s Boss
Over the last couple years, my friends, co-workers, my own conscious, and others have constantly harassed, encouraged, and cajoled me into sketching out my road map for how to instantly get over any gout attack – so I finally gave in and put my top-secret “Kill Gout Formula” down on paper.
When you read this Handbook, you will immediately:
The Kill Your Gout NOW! Handbook is 54 pages of the very best, most up-to-date intel . . . no fluff, no hype, just real-world tips and techniques that work to immediately knock out that gout attack!
A few people that got a sneak peak at this book told me that what I put in those 54 short, easy-to-digest pages is worth hundreds or even thousands of dollars in cash that might have otherwise been wasted on doctor visits, pill pushing, and expensive surgeries – none of which offer the fast and natural gout relief you’ll find in these 54 pages.
I admit, this handbook won’t win any design awards for prettiest layout – I’m no graphic designer. And if you want to be impressed with eloquent or fancy writing, this probably ain’t the goods for you; But if you’re looking for practical advice you can rely on, straight “from gout hell”, written by someone with years of experience and who knows your pain, I can help you! This little handbook will transform the way you look at gout and show you a tried-and-true pathway to lasting gout-freedom.
My Kill Your Gout NOW! Handbook shows you exactly how to kill your gout . . . IMMEDIATELY.
Here’s a taste of what’s inside the book:
You may have a few questions by this point, like:
Will Kill Your Gout NOW! work for me?
If you’ve read this far, you’re probably asking yourself if my Kill Your Gout NOW! handbook will work for you, right? Here’s the thing: I promise that all of the nuggets of gout wisdom I reveal in this very special guide will work for you, for your family, your friends, your co-workers, your dog, your cat, and even your enemies.
But you dont have to take my word for it! Listen to what some of your fellow gout-sufferers got out of the book:
But even if other people’s experience doesn’t calm your nerves . . . rest assured: If for any reason you’re not completely satisfied with the results you get from this handbook, just let me know and I’ll give you your money back!
One of my close friends recently told me, “you’re so incredibly young, strong and healthy. . . I can’t believe you’ve ever had gout!” I’m just tellin’ you this as further proof that I have the been-there done-that real-world knowledge, learned straight from the trenches of gout-hell, about how to totally conquer gout…and I’m sharing it with anyone who’s got the rocks to step up to the plate and swing for the fence.
How much will this cost me?
Before we get into how much this will cost, think about the alternative. How much will you spend (hell, how much HAVE you spent already?) on doctor visits, prescription drugs (none of which work worth a damn anyway), etc.? How many hours of unpaid wages have taken huge (and sorely felt) chunks out of your paychecks because you were in too much pain to drag your ass to work?
I can tell you from my own experience that if you keep on going the way you’ve been going, you’re gonna spend (or lose) hundreds of dollars on the low end…thousands, more like it.
Or you can learn from my mistakes, keep your hard-earned cash, and save yourself a butt-load of gout pain, all for the crazy low investment of just $19.99!
So what’s the catch, right?
Well, I’m going to level with you … this information is so powerful that I probably should be charging at least double (and, as some have argued, up to 10 times) the price…and any moment now I could come to my senses and start charging what this thing’s really worth.
But for now, my main goal is to get this info in front of as many folks as possible for two main reasons:
Plus, I’m all about rewarding people who get off their ass, stop whining, and starting DOING something proactive, so I’m offering this tell-all, get-quick-relief guide to those who are ready to take fast action toward their gout relief for just $19.99. There is one condition, though – you gotta:
Read it . . . and then do what it says damn it!
If you’re just gonna let this sit on your hard drive and not even read the frickin thing, you might as well save your cash. But if you’re ready to Kill Your Gout NOW, let’s get started already! And just to make it really easy, I’m going to give you the handbook in 3 formats:
So it’s decision time . . .
To get instant access to this downloadable handbook, right now, no joke, click the “Download Now” button you see below . . .
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Still not sure about parting ways with your 20 bucks?
I can understand why you might be cautious; you’ve writhed in pain with one vicious gout attack after another and when you’re in that kind of indescribable pain, $19.99 is a lot of money. (LOL!) And after all, we’ve never met – you don’t know me and I don’t know you . . . but that’s part of the reason why I’ve priced the book so ridiculously low at just $19.99.
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Demonstrate a little trust in me and you’ll be happy as a pig in shit as I repay you many times over with all this valuable gout killin’ information in my simple yet power-packed handbook. I’ve been told that I should be charging at least 10x the asking price, but lucky for you I haven’t yet come to my senses and raised the rate.
Act now, while this handbook is still available for less than a couple of 12-packs of beer, and Be Done With Your Gout Pain NOW!
Bert Middleton – The Gout Killer
P.S. You MUST act now. I honestly don’t know how long I’ll keep this handbook priced at the insanely low price of $19.99. FYI, I reserve the right to increase the price at any time without warning. That’s why NOW is the best time to grab your mouse and click on the “Download Now” button you see below . . .