I know . . . you’re here
because you’re having a gout attack . . .

I’ve been there way too many times and I have the answers you’re looking for.

 

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Kill Your Gout NOW!

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I’ve been doing this for 5 years now. I’m Bert Middleton . . . The Gout Killer – no brag, just fact. I’m nobody special; just you’re average construction worker that struggled with gout for 13 years until I finally – by accident – learned what to do to get out of the pain and stay out of the pain.

Then I decided it was my responsibility, or my duty, or that I owed it to everyone else, to share what I found out. So I built a website . . . and became a certified nutritionist.

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So my question is: What are YOU looking for? What were you hoping to find when you found your way to my website?

I bet it was just one thing and I know what it is: Relief from the burning, relentless pain! Well you’ve come to right place. My Kill Gout FORMULA is going to do that for you. It’s so simple you’re not going to believe it will work, but if you do the whole thing, in the right order, with the right ingredients, it works . . . I guarantee it.

 

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“I’m so confident that you’ll be completely satisfied that I’ll happily give 100% of your money back ($19.99) if my power-packed, step-by-step instructions fail to exceed your expectations with the useful, practical and easy-to-follow information it contains.” Thanks, Bert

 

 

What Is In For You?

That’s always the question isn’t it? We all want what we want, when we want it . . . and right now all you want is to be out of the incessant, mind-numbing pain right? So that’s it, that’s what I’m going to help you with:

Together, we are going get you out of this miserable gout pain
in 2 to 4 hours, so you can get back to living life.

This is what you’re really going to be happy about – this is going to be:

 

  • Fast
  • Easy
  • Simple
  • Cheap

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The Ultimate Handbook For How to TERMINATE GOUT PAIN in 2-4 Hours.

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But Why Should You Believe Me?

Great question. There really is no reason to believe me. But then again, you’ve been getting gout attack after gout attack for years now and you’ve tried all sorts of other stuff including all the drugs . . . so what have you got to lose besides the pain? I’m giving you a money back guarantee!

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Check out a few more of these emails and Facebook posts and Twitter posts that people have posted over the years:

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Who Else Do You Need To Hear It From?

The fact of the matter is, I get emails and Facebook posts and Tweets like this all day, everyday. It makes me very proud and even in my old window and door sales career when I was making some pretty serious money, I didn’t feel nearly as fulfilled and as satisfied as I do now, helping all these people kill their gout. I am truly thankful and grateful that they took the chance on me and my information and trusted me. Maybe you should too?

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Kill Your Gout NOW!

The Ultimate Handbook For How to TERMINATE GOUT PAIN in 2-4 Hours.

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The Ultimate Handbook For How to TERMINATE GOUT PAIN in 2-4 Hours.

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How Do You Like To Get New Information?

Let me say it all one more time: What you’re going to get when you download the Kill Your Gout NOW! Handbook is only one thing – GOUT PAIN RELIEF! That’s all you really want isn’t it? No more swelling, no more heat, no more throbbing, no more aching, no more moaning, no more groaning, no more wincing . . . AND no more limping around embarrassed and missing work and losing money. Did I miss anything? I know what you’re going through – been there, done that . . . but because of what you’re about to download, I haven’t experienced that merciless gout pain in a LOOOOOOOOONG time.

But back to the question: How Do You Like To Get – or Absorb – New Information?

Here’s the deal, this is what you get: You get the Kill Your Gout NOW! Handbook as a PDF ebook if you like to read, as a Video Powerpoint so all you have to do is watch and listen on your computer, OR as an mp3 Audio File so you can put it on your phone or iPod and listen whenever and where ever.

And I throw in these Three Great PDF Bonuses to further your education about gout and how to kill it:

 

#1) Gout – Precursor to Heart Disease and Diabetes?

#2) What Does Tophi Look Like?

#3) Gout: Acidity, Oxidation, and Cardiovascular Disease

 

Where Does Your Money Go?

stripe-secure-paymentsWell right after Stripe makes sure your transaction is completely safe and secure, I get it and I pay some bills with it so I can keep doing this kill gout thing and keep helping more people just like you. So Thank You. Your purchase makes it possible for me to do what I do, and what I did for a long time for free.

At this point you probably want to know how much this gout pain relief is going to cost you, right? Here it is: $19.99

That’s ALL you say? You would pay just about anything to get out of this pain right now and I know that because I’ve been there, but really . . . it’s just $19.99. Don’t wait, don’t hesitate; the only thing you’ve got to lose is the PAIN! I guarantee it.

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The Ultimate Handbook For How to TERMINATE GOUT PAIN in 2-4 Hours.

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