I know . . . you’re here because you’re having a gout attack . . .
I’ve been there way too many times and I have the answers you’re looking for.
I’ve been doing this for almost 7 years now. I’m Bert Middleton . . . The Gout Killer – no brag, just fact. I’m nobody special; just you’re average construction worker that struggled with gout for 13 years until I finally – by accident – learned what to do to get out of the pain and stay out of the pain. Then I decided it was my responsibility, or my duty, or that I owed it to everyone else, to share what I found out. So I built a website . . . and became a certified nutritionist.
Hi Bert, Your kill it now worked about 80% – I had it in both ankles but at least I’m walking now. This morning I took a glass of baking soda, and then 1 hr later I had my lemon, that helped. At the moment I’m about 90% fixed, hope you can help me more, looking forward to hearing from you. THANKS A HEAP ~ MORENO.
And by god, you can put that in your pipe and smoke it – Bert ain’t Allstate, but when it comes to that #gout, you’re in good hands. I’ve been gout free for the last 15 months since I found Bert. Bert, we love you – for your dedication, help, knowledge, and direction in the NEVER ENDING WAR ON THAT GOUT! ~ Jimmy
Your drink combo to relieve gout attacks helped me more then you know, thank you again.
Still hanging in there, staying on better foods going forward. Health and fitness goals are helping to reinforce and continue better lifestyle choices.
Thanks again ~ Jack
I bet it was just one thing and I know what it is: Relief from the burning, relentless pain! Well you’ve come to right place. My Kill Gout FORMULA is going to do that for you. It’s so simple you’re not going to believe it will work, but if you do the whole thing, in the right order, with the right ingredients, it works . . . I guarantee it.
What’s In For You?
That’s always the question isn’t it? We all want what we want, when we want it . . . and right now all you want is to be out of the incessant, mind-numbing pain right? So that’s it, that’s what I’m going to help you with:
Together, we are going get you out of this miserable gout pain in 2 to 4 hours, so you can get back to living life.
This is what you’re really going to be happy about – this is going to be:
But Why Should You Believe Me?
Great question. There really is no reason to believe me. But then again, you’ve been getting gout attack after gout attack for years now and you’ve tried all sorts of other stuff including all the drugs . . . so what have you got to lose besides the pain? I’m giving you a money back guarantee!
GOUT KILLER BERT,
Being some what older and ranch raised, I was of course skeptical to the point of asking what your qualification’s are for sharing medical advice. THAT WAS BEFORE THE PAIN STOPPED. I’m now pain free for the first time in over three months. May God Bless You. Simple, natural remedy may not have cured my gout, but I don’t care as long as your treatment took that pain and it did. There aren’t enough syllables in the word THANKS to describe my feelings. I truly hope and wish for everyone who reads your ad and or watches your video to experience the relief of pain your FORMULA brought me.
Thank you soooooooo much, Randell N. Smith
I have been struggling with this demon that calls himself gout for about the last 3 years and never had it attack my knee before and WOW!!! What pain that was, I thought my big toe was the worst it would be but I was wrong. The remedy you have came up with worked out. I have always been taking that same ACV on a daily bases but not on that level you recommended with the baking soda. haha! Who would of thought that would work, I would love to never feel this pain with gout again because this last flare up was by far the worst I have felt. So there U go Bert, that’s my situation as of now and the formula definitely works for the pain! Thanx and I am very interested in how to kill it for good! ~ Peter
Who Else Do You Need To Hear It From?
The fact of the matter is, I get emails and Facebook posts and Tweets like this all day, everyday. It makes me very proud. Even in my old window and door sales career when I was making some pretty serious money, I didn’t feel nearly as fulfilled and as satisfied as I do now, helping all these people kill their gout. I am truly thankful and grateful that they took the chance on me and my information, and trusted me. Maybe you should too?
Your FORMULA worked and my new joint is 99% clear of gout crystals.
Hi Bert, thanks again for pointing me the right way, my life is a lot different now than a year ago.
How Do You Like To Get New Information?
Let me say it all one more time: What you’re going to get when you download the Kill Your Gout NOW! Handbook is only one thing – GOUT PAIN RELIEF! That’s all you really want isn’t it? No more swelling, no more heat, no more throbbing, no more aching, no more moaning, no more groaning, no more wincing . . . AND no more limping around embarrassed and missing work and losing money. Did I miss anything? I know what you’re going through – been there, done that . . . but because of what you’re about to download, I haven’t experienced that merciless gout pain in a LOOOOOOOOONG time.
But back to the question: How Do You Like To Get – or Absorb – New Information?
Here’s the deal, this is what you get: You get the Kill Your Gout NOW! Handbook as a PDF ebook if you like to read, as a Video Powerpoint so all you have to do is watch and listen on your computer, OR as an mp3 Audio File so you can put it on your phone or iPod and listen whenever and where ever. And I throw in these Three Great PDF Bonuses to further your education about gout and how to kill it:
#1) Gout – Precursor to Heart Disease and Diabetes?
#2) What Does Tophi Look Like?
#3) Gout: Acidity, Oxidation, and Cardiovascular Disease
Where Does Your Money Go?
Well, right after stripe makes sure your transaction is completely safe and secure, I get it and I pay some bills with it so I can keep doing this #killgout thing and keep helping more people just like you. So Thank You. Your purchase makes it possible for me to do what I do, and what I did for a long time for free.
But at this point you probably want to know how much this gout pain relief is going to cost you, right? Here it is: $19.99
“That’s ALL?!” you say? You would pay just about anything to get out of this pain right now and I know that because I’ve been there, but really . . . it’s just $19.99. Don’t wait, don’t hesitate; the only thing you’ve got to lose is the PAIN! I guarantee it.