Who The Hell Is Bert?
How did I become The Gout Killer?
I was born a poor white child . . . actually only half white since my mom’s maiden name is Martinez . . . in a small town in northeastern New Mexico a long time ago.
I was too smart for school; adventure was calling. Ski racing was my first chosen religion and going fast in every way became my modus operandi.
Sales and marketing is my forte and was also the downfall of my health. A hectic and stressful career in the window & door industry was a natural segue from my earlier years in the construction industry.
The combination of fast living, being exposed to too much toxic crap, and a butt-load of stress awarded me with the identity of a chronic gout sufferer.
As luck would have it, I accidentally stumbled upon a veritable gold mine of knowledge and information about cellular health, the importance of paying attention first and foremost to the pH of the body, and the devastating effects of acidity in the “inner environment”. Due to my experience of having 100s of gout attacks in nearly every joint in body and 3 surgeries for Tophi on the fingers of both hands and 1 of the toes on my right foot, I became a renegade savage when it came to slaying gout.
So the story goes: I kill gout . . . for a living and just for fun.
Killing gout just comes natural to me. Because I was not burdened with indoctrination about who I was supposed to be, or how I was supposed to think, I just decided that this frickin’ gout was slowing me down and wasting my time. I decided I was going to find a way to be done with this shit and I did it. And I was ready to be done with my acid-forming stressful life of sales and get on with something that really going to set me free.
It just so happened that my new-found ambition for learning to make a living on the internet coincided with my knowledge and experience of killing gout. What I didn’t realize was just how incredibly valuable what I had learned would be to so many people. I soon realized that I would be some sort of selfish asshole if I just kept what I learned to myself – so that’s why I’m here, and that’s what I’m doing, and that’s why I do it . . . take it or leave it!
If what I’m putting out there sounds good to you and you want my help, shoot me an email and let’s talk. It’s my mission in life to slay the dastardly Gout Beast where ever it roams.
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http://PowderSkiingColorado.com
